Yes.
And so does Steve.
So I went for a pretty decent hike yesterday and of course, according to Murphy's Law, I had to take a dump about half-way down a mountain, 45 minutes away from civilization. I held it as long as I could but at one point it was made very clear to me that this crap was going to burst forth no matter what I thought about the situation. I found an area off path, out of sight and away from the trail... Warning, the following pictures are graphic:
Ha! As if I took a picture of my shit. But seriously, I took a shit in the woods. Luckily I had my notebook in my backpack and was able to rip some paper out of there to wipe with. No paper cuts! Up here in Gimmelwald, Switzerland, I truly became one with nature.
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lol
ReplyDelete1. after reading the "warning" part and seeing the big blank space, i actually re-loaded my page in an effort to get the "picture" to load.
2. how did you dispose of the "toilet paper" in such a pristine wilderness environment??
I´m not proud of it but I buried the paper along with the rest of the stuff. There was no way I was going to carry shit-smeared loose leaf around with me.
ReplyDeleteWere you with Johnson Phan??
ReplyDeleteOh christ. Pooping in the woods almost happened to me the other day. I made it to an Indian Casino instead.
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